Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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