I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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