So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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