i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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