Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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