Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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