just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
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It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
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Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Oh god it's open bar.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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