and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
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