You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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