16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize