He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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