shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
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