If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Randomize
