I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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