Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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