we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
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Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
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The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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