I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
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You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
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We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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