Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
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