its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
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Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
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The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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