you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
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Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
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Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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