Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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