I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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