Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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