its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
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on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
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We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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