So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
You need a sexual gate keeper
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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