I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
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It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
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Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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