Non-Jews are for practice
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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