i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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