I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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