just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
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that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
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Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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