Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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