It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
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Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
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I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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