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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.

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• (516): View more from New York

  i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second

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  i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.

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• (509): View more from Washington

  i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.

  (315): View more from New York

  That's the best compliment I have ever received.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  Pencil dick carries the name proudly.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off

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• (305): View more from Florida

  40s are totally the cure

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• (916): View more from California

  All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.

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• (818): View more from California

  I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.

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• (510): View more from California

  Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.

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