weddingsv make me drug and hornr
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
These 23 People Had The Most Insane Spring Breaks Ever
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
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Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?