they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?