there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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