You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Randomize
