So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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