butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I had to cum in my sink.
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