you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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