I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
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Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
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I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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