What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
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I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
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Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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