Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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