her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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