This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
love makes seman taste better
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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