I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
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He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
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That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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