Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
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nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
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Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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