You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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