I'd wear matching sweaters with you
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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