I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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