When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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