Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
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