She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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