If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
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