he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
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