This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
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thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
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fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
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