do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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