it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
Dear god my vagina.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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