i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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