good thing vaginas are great cup holders
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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