are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
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He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
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We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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