Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
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he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
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congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
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