Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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